Conversation in the car #2

Spencer:  "Mom, I really love the Wiggles.  Let's go see them today."

Me:  "Well, let's find out if we can get tickets to their concert next time they come to town."

Spencer:  "I think you should just drive really really fast so the police pull us over and give us tickets."

Me:  "(Laughing)... that's not the kind of ticket we want, Spencer."

LOL